Curb Turtle

after a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

noun- curb turtle
verb – curb turtled
1. after a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes i curb turtled on the walk home.

2. after a night in bourbon street there was curb turtle everywhere.
a fat prost-tute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.
“look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?” said jim
“yeah, what a curb turtle!” exclaimed todd

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