curious salamander
to curious salamander someone you must be starting to initiate s-x; kissing, gentle caressing. you must then switch off all the lights and draw the curtains so it is pitch black, where one of your friends comes in (this can be a stranger but preferably a friend) and you both start caressing the person until they realise it’s two of you. if they don’t notice you are both obliged to -j-c-l-t- on their face, turn on the lights, scream curious salamander and run off naked.
kieran: so i hear you and andy broke up?
simon: kinda, he invited me round to curious salamander emma, but she noticed us so we left to have s-x in the sink instead.
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