Curved


to reject or stand up

curvin-means the same thing except it means your doing the rejecting or the standing up of someone
a: so what happened with you and her on vday?
b: she curved me

a: you got curved?
b: sadly yes, i showed up, and she didn’t. she stood me up.
to basically get told off by someone.
guy 1: ey brah that’s an ugly shirt you got on!

guy 2: b-tch! shut dat sh-t up! yo ugly -ss got name chuck taylor’s and a fake gucci backpack!

bystander: dayummm! your -ss just got curved!!!
bis-xual. partway between straight and bent lies that curve. not straight, not bent, curved.
“are you straight?”
“nup.”
“oh, are you bent then?”
“nope, curved. bi. sraight as a rainbow.”

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