cutile
an adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.
this portmanteau of “cute” and “futile” was first coined by youtuber toby turner in the outtakes of his cute win fail series.
dogs can neither understand nor speak english, so asking “what did you do?” to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.
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