cutting someone’s grass
when someone attempts to pick up your woman.
“am i cutting your gr-ss here mate?
“nah, all’s good, we jus’ friends.”
getting/flirting with someone who your friend has already gotten with or ‘shotgunned’.
girl 1 admires boy 1
girl 2 gets with boy 1 (cutting someones gr-ss)
girl 1 to girl 2: how dare you cut my gr-ss!
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