cyber geek
someone who can’t do anything without doing it online.
she keeps in touch with family and friends via her mysp-ce account, orders movies through netflix, manages at least one group list or message board, pays her bills online, uses evite, etc.
i’m on the phone with wendy and she says, “oh, sorry, i’m distracted. i’m on netlix.com”
i say, “oh! you should get ‘laurel canyon’ with frances mcdormand. it’s fantastic!”
she says, “send it to me as a recommendation through netflix.”
i say, “can’t you add it to your queue right now? or, write it down on a piece of paper? you are such a cyber geek.”
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