Cyber Vagina Syndrome


a crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite s-x. symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the f-ck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your s-x life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your d-ck and emailing/texting them to strangers. no known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with cyber v-g-n- syndrome. now he is a broke -ss scrub and only teams with victoria.

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