Cyloning


when a computer microphone (generally a usb headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a cylon. cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. the term was coined by tech journalist leo laporte
dwight: h-zzz-wwzzz-awawzzz-zzz
leo: dwight, you’re cyloning!
dwight: zzz-oooh n-zzz-oooooooo

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