D-Brake


someone who is walking slowly in front of you, forcing you to slow your pace and try to get around them. the d-brake often incorporates a side to side motion into their walk, making a successful p-ss difficult.

short for douche-break.
sorry i’m twenty minutes late, i got stuck behind d-brake after d-brake in chinatown and eventually just had to start shoving people aside.

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