dad penis


when a guy’s p-n-s gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack
i really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty -ss dad p-n-s

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    an annoying young girl who seeks attention. commonly known for the movie “h-llo again” being the main protagonist. a character who helps partners cheat on their lovers you’ve done a lenore segal!

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    first order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its -sshole shut. wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. then take your dog outside and collect its runny sh-t with the take away box that […]

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    hot b-tch that didn’t give a god d-mn f-ck about any thing you are such a tyton


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