when you’re scared sh-tless of a girl’s father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you’re scared because you don’t know what he’s going to do or say or ask you
hey i was dad scared last night
strong, handsome, charming, protective, powerful, s-xy, trustworthy, a dream, with a ferocious exciting side. he is the true definition of a motlion. so real, then surprising with a wild side you never expected.
- beefy drapes
when girl has v-g-n-l lips that are far from easy to look at. basically not the tucked away neat v-g-n- that we all know and love. just in case you go down on her, i heard she has some beefy drapes.
- gage gain
a saggy eyed person omg he has the ugliest saggy eyes ever!! his name is gage gain….
the alphabet in emoji form. she insists on writing only with the emojibet. all the letters in her texts are in emoji. took me awhile to learn the yen emoji was her “y”.
when something is so slow you need to defy grammar that call of duty game i just played was the laggiest game i have ever played.