daffy-twacker
a guy who puts milk and b-tter on a another guy’s b-lls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.
x sharp is such a f-ckin daffy-twacker, i saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!
a spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.
“i think he’s a bit of a daffy-twacker”.
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