daft dildo


someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

derived from the phrase “daft dimbo”
brian is acting like a daft d-ld-.

ron fell flat on his b-m after trying to carry to many boxes at once. i laughed and called him a daft d-ld-.

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