Dahvie Vanity
a 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of t-pain. he’s known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. has been accused of statutory more than once. he does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his sh-tty hair skills and bad makeup is “inventive”. is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with sh-tty taste in music.
you don’t need a written example, just look dahvie vanity’s ugly -ss up.
one half of the terrible electropop duo “blood on the dance floor.” known as being a creepy pervert, child molester, and all around jerk. he wears terrible makeup, can’t sing to save his life, and is worshipped by 12 year old girls with low iq scores.
dahvie vanity took my 12 year old sister onto his tour bus and had s-x with her.
dahvie vanity is the main vocalist for techno-alternative group ‘blood on the dance floor’. despite various legal offenses made against him, none of them have been proven. he has stated numerous times that his fans men the world to him, and he wouldn’t have gotten to where he is now without them.
he is hated upon by many people, though, due to his looks and the lyrics of his previous songs. he is twenty eight years old, and his song, ‘crucified by your lies’, is actually his way of retaliating against each of the rumors ever made up about him.
(2013)
during the winter of 2012, dahvie vanity and jayy von monroe donated a large amount of money they had earned from their sales to a developing children’s home, where they were able to help out a lot of kids whose parents were in prison, drug addicts, or unfit for parenting.
super s-xy singer of blood on the dance floor(botdf)!
creates some of the best music ever, catchy and funny.
has the best hair on this planet.
also has a unique voice.
he’s an idol.
s-xting is one of the best songs ever.
everyone secretly loves him.
kayla: nice hair!
demitri: i know it looks like dahvie vanity’s.
kayla: super s-xy^^
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