Dallased


to get fingered up thy -ss. (v/pn)
get dallased!!
please dallas me.
you just got dallased.
your finger smells, did you just dallas yourself.
when on is being cheated, swindled, or mislead in competion in such a way that on never had a chance to win.
once gabe realized he was outmatched in the game, he had to resort to dallasing the compet-tion to save face.

when danny was winning in a video game, his friend entered a cheat code to come back to win. danny was sad because he was dallas’ed.

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