damp patch
the spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to p-ck-r tracks or leakage of spooge.
this spot is conventionally reserved for the female. it is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the partic-p-nts are male.
haley was sleeping on my damp patch. i was sleeping on todd’s damp patch. everyone was sleeping on brad’s damp patch – boy! was he juicy that night.
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