damper than a pamper

a much more cringey way to say “moister than an oyster”.
me: “girl, you’re moister than an oyster.”
girl: “ewwww omg, i hate that word!”
me: “then you’re damper than a pamper.”
girl: “i’m calling the police!!”

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