Dan Evans
dan evans is a man of humor and has a 99% chance of being you real father.
also is another word for a m-ssive p-n-s and will most likely rule the world.
dan evans has such a huge dan evans…d-mn!
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- on skates
to trick your opponent in a game of basketball; primarily used in streetball games; break ankles i put him on skates.
- onty
n. auntie; your mother or father’s sister; pr-nounced and spelled ‘onty’ in ebonics. from a chicago bro’ to a bro’ in da sip (mississippi): “i came down from chicago to visit wif my onty in da sip and to check out da white chicks.”
- Ooompa Loompa
the act of dressing up as charlie and covering your p-n-s in chocolate and making your b-tch suck you off while singing the oompa lumpa song hey bruva, ben and dan ooompa loompa’d you girl last night
- over the line
what should be yelled when smokey’s toe slips over the line and n-body seems to give a sh-t about the rules. this is especially important in a league game. walter sobchak: over the line! smokey: huh? walter sobchak: i’m sorry, smokey. you were over the line, that’s a foul. smokey: bullsh-t. mark it 8, dude. […]
- Owie Mendel
when you hurt yourself so badly that your hair falls out or causes such psychological stress that you go bald or have to have your head shaved. yea, i cracked my head open and they had to shave my hair off… talk about an owie mendel! there were too many germs on my head so […]