dancher
a dancher is a teacher named dan. he is into ranch dressing and watches rancher p-rn. danchers are typically the last in a group of friends to marry because they have high standards and work too much. if you know a dancher just leave a bottle of ranch on his desk. he likes it!
are you getting an a in this cl-ss?
no, a dancher teaches it. i had to earn my grade, but i respect him so i gave him some ranch the last cl-ss.
cool!
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