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to look along the kerbside for dropped cash the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue the act of freaking-out, becoming anxious, and/or panicking about something or someone. cj started kinching when her flight was delayed and she realized she would not be able to catch up with her entourage in pittsburgh. kinching […]
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