Danish Wedding
when expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. when the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the j-zz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
note: females usually do not appreciate this and find it more “degrading” than funny so use on couples and females at own risk…also, do not use at a real wedding…that is just messed up
“oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our ra was going to bust it. so we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!”
“my friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding.”
when expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. when the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the j-zz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
note: females usually do not appreciate this and find it more “degrading” than funny so use on couples and females at own risk…also, do not use at a real wedding…that is just messed up
“oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our ra was going to bust it. so we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!”
“my friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding.”
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