Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
the elder god of lard. his people are know as lardians. danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. it is on record that this m-ssive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his m-ssive lardy maw. danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, hernanbo! also known as tiff tiff, hernanbo will fight a war against danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her -n-l gland and make sweet sweaty love to until danny’s lard is eliminated.
the wrath of the majestic lard god shall rain upon thee like the sperm of a thousand insects which will then defile and rape you!
~faticus, lardian high priest.
danny cooper (majestic lard g-d)
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