Danunism
a cult for people who love to party, f-ck, and drink beer. a religion, if you will. the people of danunism, (also known as danunists) respect their leader, danacus. the people of danunism must follow the ‘ten commandments of danunism’, which include: no pants on after 7 o’clock, no shirt sat-rdays are still on the go, & we will always be jacked.. with daniels. the motto for danunism is “always drink on a day that ends with a ‘y'” the flag for danunism includes pictures of beer pong, condoms, and a smiley face, and a giant ‘y’ (in reference to the motto.) danunism also has its own anthem.
danunists: -having a time, with everyone else in the danunism cult-
christians: brb, reading the bible.
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