Dark as a cows guts


a place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows -ss.
when he left the pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

Read Also:

  • man night classic

    an intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quant-ty of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering. dude, the expendables is going to be an instant man night cl-ssic.

  • dartha

    n. – the least attractive name for a woman – ever jesus christ, did you say your name was dartha? get the h-ll out of my house, you freak!

  • Manulo

    derogatory for mexican or latin american. “stay away from me, manulo” – nancy botwin in weeds season 1.

  • Marilyn McRoe

    when you kill yourself because you can’t go to mcdonalds to get a mcflurry if shea doesn’t take us to mcdonalds i’m going to pull a marilyn mcroe.

  • Jock Manipulator

    a high school/junior high jock who tries to influence a non-jock, or ex-jock to beome a jock like him. usually tries to have a heavy influence on him, and relentlessly try to persuade him to change into a jock with looks,speech,sports,etc. this is all in order to return this person to the jock side. simply […]


Disclaimer: Dark as a cows guts definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.