dark night queen


a girl that is one brought on by beer goggles. she looks great at the bar or at night with low lights but in full light with no buzz, you wish you coulda done better. can be synonomous with chip shots.
i thought she was super hot but she ended up being a dark night queen. she would have to be a brown bagger in the day.

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