Dashboard Divas
the dashboard divas are the most beautiful male specimens in the world- andres, dustin, jason. ….perfection. they’re adorable, funny, unique, and totally great in bed. they can almost always be found hanging the the click it or tickets, because they like rolling with good company. these men are a force to be reckoned with.
boy 1: “i think i’m gay.”
boy 2: “why?”
boy 1: “i just totally fell in love with a dashboard diva.”
boy 2: “oh, dude, that doesn’t count. no one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. i fell in love with the dashboard divas last week.”
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