Datched


to be f-cked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin’ good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, sh-tty, p-ssy drunk, high as b-lls, bombed, wasted, mcsh-tbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.
pete: alex, how drunk were you last night?
alex: man pete, i was datched outta my mind.
pete: how’d you get home man?
alex: i didn’t go home. i woke up to find out that i p-ssed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.

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