Date and a fifth
its a type of party in which everyone must come with a date and a 750 ml bottle of hard alcohol (fifth). however, you must stay zip tied to your date until the two of you finish the entire bottle together. this usually leads to a sh-t show and everyone gets hammered. its also convenient because the people throwing the party don’t need to buy alcohol other than for themselves. invented at santa clara university.
joe: hey are you going to date and a fifth with katie?
frank: h-ll no, she barely drinks. i’m not trying to black out.
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