date bait
date bait=any material object or event that intices the opposite s-x to seek interest in reuniting with a person at a later date
when you’re at a bar and coax a girl to go on a date with you by telling her you have tickets to a sports game (eg redsox)/concert/play, access to jewelry, etc= date bait
a technique used by online dating sites such as adultfriendfinder, ashley madison, and cougarlife to scam money from gullible h-rny people. after joining, the user starts to receive messages from other “users”, which requires the user to pay in order to read and/or respond. if the user pays to respond, they do not end up meeting an actual human; rather, it results in the company’s revenue increasing and a dry area between the user’s legs.
h-rny guy: bro! check this out! i signed up on ashley madison 5 min ago, and before i even made a profile, i got a message from realh-rnygurl69! her profile is super hot!
wiser friend: oh really? what does it say?
h-rny guy: i dunno, it’s a “collect message.” i have to buy some credits from them so i can read it.
wiser friend: no way, dude. it’s date bait.
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