Date Sweater
the type of sweater a guy puts on when he’s trying to impress the chick he’s on a date with. it’s the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you’ll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.
can also be a useful tool when you’re trying to confirm if two people are dating.
sally: “jenny, i told tony i just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it’s just to watch tv.”
jenny: “oh yeah, he’s definitely interested. that’s his date sweater. but i wouldn’t date him, sally…he’s a total meathead.”
tony: “brahhhhhh!!!”
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