date thief
a woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
girl 1: “i had such a great time with tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!”
girl 2: “do you think he’s hot? did he try to kiss you afterwards?”
girl 1: “he did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice… but there’s no way in h-ll i’d let him near me, the guy’s fugly!”
girl 3: “then why the f-ck did you go on a date with him??”
girl 1: “i wasn’t bothered to take the bus and i spent too much money on that new designer bag… the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?”
girl 2: “you’re such a date thief and a b-tch… wow”
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