datedick
a person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.
geezus. i had a feeling weeks ago she was a dated-ck, but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. now i’m stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a sat-rday night.
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