a person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.
geezus. i had a feeling weeks ago she was a dated-ck, but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. now i’m stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a sat-rday night.
- sanchez chili bowl
when performing -n-l and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their -ss , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning. kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili? dad 1: tell your mom to stop […]
- olivia rovid
this girl seems to be happy most of the time with her smile and how she laughs. but she really just feels lonely and worrisome inside. she may come out confident but really inside her heart is aching from being insecure. she always feels like she doesn’t belong but she hides that as well. there […]
to be obsessed with smelling the significant other airpits and a turn on for the other. katie really loves when she is deiced and her partners motorboats her armpits and sniffs them. deicing involves obsessing over the others’ armpits
- marathon luck
in speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong. speed runner: “okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.” boss kills them instantly speed runner: “good thing i made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
when you look at the car to the left of you and there’s a s-xy -ss girl so you nut but you are in a car so you basically carnut my seats are sticky cause i just carnutted