Dave


a dave is that person that the you blame everything on, your drunken misfortunes, your excuse for being late or leaving early, dave is why you couldn’t make it to the really “interesting” days out with people.
dave is one of many, bob, gary, larry, bert, barry, steve and kenneth are also acceptable false names to lay the blame on.
person 1: did you smash this gl-ss last night?
person 2: no it was dave

person 1: we’re going to the library want to come?
person 2: sorry promised dave we’d hang out
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