David Beckham Syndrome


when you see a really hot guy who’s too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you’ve ever heard.
“if he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god.”
“why? is he rude or something?”
“nope. he just has major dbs….”
“what’s dbs? a disease? std?!?!”
“no…it’s david beckham syndrome…he has a really unattractive voice.”

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