David McKeown
a local lexington, ky celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. drinks a lot of bourbon and c-ke and 50 cent beers. also a huge fan of the shocker.
“you see that david mckeown over there by the bar?”,
“yeah. he only wished he could score as many girls as david mckeown.”
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