foodplay
s-xual intercourse, involving the use of food products:
whipping cream, grapeseed oil, chocolate syrup, banannas, cuc-mbers, etc.
for penetration and lubrication
resulting in a tasty, and delicious (and nutritious!) s-xual experience
my girl, jane, and i, starting experimenting with foodplay in the bedroom.
last night she got a footlong gourd stuck halfway up into her r-ct-m (ouch!)
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