David Wells
david wells is the biggest dirt bag in the mlb. he is a fat, ugly peice of sh-t that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. he once through a perfect game while hung over.
” i drank alot of beer, and had a great year” – david wells
hickman – what did david wells do during the off season?
keith- he spent the last three months in the back of someones truck
hickman- chyea
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