Dawson’s mom
a s-xually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. i’m packing 13 inches, so she couldn’t handle it. also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with reggie’s t-st-cl-s like they were the last pair of t-st-cl-s on earth.
dawson’s mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.
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