Day Old Cake
has been..someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. “don’t take me to jail cuz i used to be a cop” to which you can reply “well that sh-t i took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it’s not now!”
“that guy used to be my boss at work but now he’s just day old cake”…
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