dbsfs
don’t be so f-cking stupid
1:46 pm tom: f that…its going to rain
1:46 pm greg: tl;dr
1:46 pm tom: what?
1:46 pm greg: too long; didn’t read
1:46 pm greg: get with the times, man
1:46 pm tom: dbsfs
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