ddf

ddf or daily dose of frank
(original – dnevna doza franje (croatian))
for when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a while you become used to it and call such phenomenon – ddf.

it’s also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it ddf in respect to franjo, the ultimate redneck.
(in original his name is franjo which is croatian for frank – and therefore “daily dose of frank”)
out of the blue, unrelated he says something like

frank: “if someone threatened you with a gun, what would you do? – suck him off”
everyone: “hahaha, ddf!”
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original:
franjo: “da ti neko prijeti s pištoljom kaj bi mu napravil ? – popušil bi mu kurac”
svi: “hahaha, ddf!”
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frank: “sh-t on me my pidgeons, sh-t!”
(original franjo: “serite po meni golubovi moji, serite”)
“drug and disease free.” this is often found in online personals ads — especially for casual s-x.
“i am 24, 5’10”, size 6, pretty, fun, non-smoker, social drinker, love to laugh. i’m looking for a man to play with. age and weight are not important, just be taller than me, funny and ddf.”
d-ck don’t fit.
simple. when a guys d-ck doesn’t fit in a girls p-ssy cause she’s just too tight.
“babe it’s just not going to fit”
“ugh fine ddf”
acronym: distant distortion factor
when a girl looks d-mn good farther away, but really is a sk-nk wh-r- up close.
aiken – man, check out that girl.
tommy da cat – dude, that’s a guy.
aiken – sh-t, ddf
distance distortion function

when a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closer, u realize dat she aint dat hot! the distance made her hot.
whoa, dat girl suffers from ddf
ddf or “ding dong fever”: a condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.
a deca doll face or ddf refers to the best type of deca girl you could ever meet. she is amazing, witty, beautiful and hillarious. this type of women is very prominent in the business world and sets high standards for herself. she’ll probably be your boss someday.
the best type of deca girl you could ever meet; not a deca sl-t

ex. wow look at the ddf! she is smart and hott!

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