DDOCT


stands for: daily dump on company time. reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a sh-t. if you spend 10 minutes a day taking a cr-p at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).
guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my ddoct.

guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i’m going to a different floor to p-ss.

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