De-Metalize
to deprive a heavy metal band of its dignity, artistic integrity and credibility! any certain band deserves to be ‘de-metalized’ if their music is too humorous, sentimental, romantic, cheesy or has deviated from their original core sound and have opted for commercialism instead! you can ‘de-metalize’ a metal band only if they have sold-out. you can do this by ranting disrespectful remarks towards them amongst fellow ‘metalheads’ who also despise a certain band (further ruining the bands reputation!) or by posting your own definitions on definithing of what bands must be ‘de-metalized’! if the band became a bunch of sellouts they’ve practically ‘de-metalized’ themselves!! all the glam bands (quiet-riot, motley crue, poison, ratt etc.) from the sunset strip should all be de-metalized, because they were never ‘metal’ to begin with!
fake metalhead: “i’m gonna go home and listen to some manowar and gwar! they’re so cheesy and funny!!
real metalhead:…..”are you serious?!?! those bands are jokes and they suck!! manowar and gwar really need to be de-metalized!!
fake metalhead: “f-ck you, if you don’t like them!!”
real metalhead: “dude, take your fake-metal and shove it up your -ss!!”
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