de-rection
(n.) a event of the p-n-s in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). pr-nounced like “erection” with a “d” in front of it. opposite of an erection.
i just saw rosie o’donnell in a bikini and she gave me a m-ssive de-rection.
what a guy gets when he looks at somebody reeeeeally ugly.
guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
guy 3: ahhh! my d-ck! deeeeeerection!
the deflation of an erection. not to be confused with “direction”
the direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage
i was so scared i got a derection.
when my parents came home and sarah was in my room i got a derection
when something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
when i saw brokeback mountain i had a derection.
the movie nacho libre makes me have a derection.
that ugly girl gives me a derection.
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a w-nk. and when made soft, will become a derection.
mum: dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
dave: sh-t! i need a derection, and fast!
the opposite of an erection. usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: ‘oh my god did you see that abosl-te mole.’
b: ‘yes, she gave me a derection.’
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