dead hand

sitting on your hand, until it “falls asleep,” then jacking off while that hand is asleep. it feels like someone else is doing it.
after watching p-rn last night, i decided to rub one off with my dead hand.
to drop a drink. when a person is too drunk to hold a drink and it slips out. usually accompanied by merciless taunting.
lennie was so drunk that he deadhanded his rum and c-ke. there were shards of gl-ss everywhere.
male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
i had a dead hand w-nk when i woke up and found my hand was numb
v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.
when eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.

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