Dead man’s lover
1) when a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator’s needs are simply not possible/available and probably won’t be in the near future.
2) to be doomed to misery in the near future
3) a term used to refer to a h-m-s-xual that engages in necrophelia.
1) “dude, you know how you need that kidney? well, you’re looking at being a dead man’s lover.”
2) “i got drunk last night instead of studying for my physics final, i’m a dead man’s lover.”
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