dead squirrel
when a mature man pulls his testies and p-n-s back through his legs to his -n-s and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
hey susy..have you ever seen a dead squirrell
dead squir.rel (ded skwur’el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
dude 1 – “whoa dude, what’s that on the floor? it looks like something dead.”
dude 2 – “cheese and rice…that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels.”
a dance move created by a man who lived in nj during the spring of 2003, who is a.k.a.: shockerman.
bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.
when you hang the male t-st-cl-s over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag
dude 1: man you got teabagged
dude 2: no man it was only a dead squirrel
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