dead stupid
a thief who tries to rob a gun shop is shot dead by those in the store.
the following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in washington appeared to be the robber’s first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
1. his target was h&j leather & firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.
2. the shop was full of customers – firearms customers.
3. to enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.
4. a uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.
upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. the officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm glock 17, the clerk with a .50 desert eagle, -ssisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
the robber was pr-nounced dead at the scene by paramedics. crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. the subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.
no one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.
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