deadcat

proper noun. extremely good game player. see also menace.
also a dead cat.
what a deadcat.
an ex-spouse/partner/lover. from the reference to how many people, in a given place, a person has had relationships with that can be hit by swinging a dead cat.
i have slept with way too many people in this bar tonight… this is definitely a dead cat situation.
a p-ssy that has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.
“hey, dave, how’d you get on with that bint last night?”
“oh christ, wilko, i wished i hadn’t even set foot in that club!”
“why mate? something bad happen?”
“yeah, there i was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and i felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. and to top it all off, my arm’s been burnt off at the elbow!”
“oh jesus, dave! looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!”
“yer right, wilko, i’ll have to get rid of the body now…”
a s-x position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.
mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp s-x doll! sh-t man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat s-x position eh
mike: the f-ck is that?

-later-

white b-tch: joey i don’t like ya anymore
joey: do the dead cat!